Thus Spoke Sarcastro!

ANNOUNCING A NEW WEEKLY FEATURE – The Conservative Guardian will publish a mid-week rant about stupid sh*t done by so-called liberals.

Biden the Blackguard

With bloodlust for the Oval Office in their hearts, many Democrats complain of Sleepy Joe Biden’s memory – – but few of his judgment. The DNC may have panicked in South Carolina, because Biden looks more crooked than Clinton. Watch Megyn Kelly’s interview of Tara Reade: you’ll see why the Joey Fingers whispers linger. No indictment for Biden, but his Restore Dignity to Oval Office slogan looks like Pandora’s Box. Not sold? On Tuesday, Biden told ABC’s George Stephanopoulos, “I know nothing about those moves to investigate Michael Flynn.”

Oops! Pressed further, Biden backtracked: “I thought you asked me whether or not I had anything to do with him being prosecuted. I was aware that there was an investigation, but that’s all I know about it.” Today (May 13), DNI documents were released that prove Obama lieutenants – including Joe Biden on January 12, 2017 – requested and received the “unmasked” identity of a US citizens (Michael Flynn) from classified foreign intelligence reports (source: Wall Street Journal).

Do Liberal Former Agency Employees Matter?

When the Department of Justice dropped charges against Michael Flynn (former NSA), it prompted outcries from Barack Obama and “nearly 2,000 former Justice Department employees” (source: CNN). As if 2,000 liberal partisans united as Protect Democracy to cover for Obama’s shenanigans are credible, right? The group demands “a hearing on the evidence with witnesses,” which is what Judge Sullivan plans to do.

This means deep-state partisans get to testify about a single Flynn misstatement (lying to investigators is not perjury). This has nothing to do with truth or justice – like CNN reporting the opinion of 2,000 liberal bureaucrats as gospel. As absurd as any 1870 Richmond Enquirer report that 2,000 former white overseers claimed Reconstruction was failing Southern blacks. Beyond the CNN echo chamber, nobody’s listening.

By Spencer Morten

The writer is a retired CEO of a US corporation, whose views were informed by studies and work in the US and abroad. An economist by education, and pragmatist by experience, he believes the greatest threat to peace and prosperity are the loudest voices with the least experience and expertise.